A father is someone that

  • Holds your hand at the fair.
  • Makes sure you do what your mother says.
  • Holds back your hair when you are are sick.
  • Brushes that hair when it is tangled because mother is too busy.
  • Lets you eat ice cream for breakfast, but only when mother is away.
  • He walks you down the aisle.
  • And tells you everything is gonna be ok.